I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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