he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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