can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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