There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
