last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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