Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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