I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
my shit smells like andre
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm sobbing to NWA
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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