so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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