Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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