The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
