So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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