Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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