I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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