When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
jump out the window naked night went bad
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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