Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she looked like the before picture.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
