Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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