i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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