It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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