my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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