would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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