You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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