is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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