Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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