my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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