I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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