i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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