You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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