I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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