She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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