Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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