that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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