I hate your face
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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