Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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