I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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