i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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