is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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