Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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