i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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