tell your sister to shave her snatch
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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