we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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