Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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