I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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