Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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