I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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