Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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