**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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