hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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