singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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