youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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