yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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