I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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