I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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