Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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