Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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